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tumbleweed
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16-10-2016, 08:03 PM

Go for his balls

When I worked for BT one of the guys had to go to a house with a huge wall around it and gate intercom.
He talked into the intercom and a womans voice asked who he was. When he said he was from BT to do the work she asked for, the gates electrically opened.

So far so good until he was half way walking down the drive when this huge dog bounded up. Not liking dogs he shouted out and the lady from an upstairs window yelled out " GO FOR HIS BALLS". Just as he was about to kick the dog in the nuts she yelled out again " NOT THOSE BALLS THE ONES IN THE GARDEN HE PLAYS WITH"

True story, one of many stories having worked for BT for over 20 years one gets to hear and it wasn't me either incase you think it was.
Got so many stories I could write a book on them about my time with that company
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23-10-2016, 09:36 AM
Ha ha ha very good!
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23-10-2016, 10:36 AM
One dog did go for mine. It was a GSD my cousin's husband had after he left the RAF where he had been a dog handler.
The dog's name? Lady.
Try explaining to the nurse that Lady inflicted that injury.....
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23-10-2016, 12:48 PM
I expect she's seen it all. Large and small.
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