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Location: Nottingham
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 389
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Things not to do in the nude
Fry bacon
Arc welding
Bathe the cat
Operate a snow blower
Clear a patch of poison ivy
Insulate the attic with fiberglass
Operate a lathe
Take Mass with the Pope
Pick up a dime from a San Francisco sidewalk
Get into a batting cage
Slide down the banister
Decorate a live Christmas tree
Ice fishing
Ride a horse
Visit the White House (girls)
Host a fish fry
Get a haircut (ouch...itchy, itchy)
Trim your Holly bushes
Use SuperGlue
Go to see your Grandma
Ride in a car with black vinyl seats on a sunny summer day
Carry a bag of ice on your lap
Drink hot coffee while driving your car or all of the above - at once
Roll in the Leaves
Have a snowball fight
Play with a small dog who jumps - a LOT
Tend bees
Clean out a patch of thistles
Pick raspberries
Pick roses
Make friends with a porcupine