3 men and a problem

3 men were walking along a river that was 200 feet wide. One the other side of the river, they see tents and food. They all make 1 wish each: The 1st guy asks God,"God, please give me a pair of wings, so I can fly across the river and eat." In an instant, a pair of wings appear, and he flies across the river. Half-way across, a lightning strikes him and he falls into the river and dies. The 2nd guy asks God,"God, please give me a sailboat, so I can sail across the river and eat." In an instant, a sailboat appear, and he sails across the river. Half-way across the river, the wind blows him down stream and he falls out of the boat and dies.The 3rd guy makes his wish to himself. Suddenly, he turns into a woman, and walks across the bridge.

Now thats a good one Ceiron - love it

LOL very good

not happy , it might be right but im not happy

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