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15-09-2004, 03:29 PM

joke

This made me giggle

It's long but it's worth reading....
A team of sociologists have planned an experiment in isolation. They
send an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Japanese man to a deserted island
and arrange to come back and pick them up in a year's time and see how they
have adapted. The sociologists leave, and the three men decide to split up
the
tasks amongst themselves. "I'm an engineer" says the Englishman, "So I'll
handle building
a shelter".
He turns to the Frenchman and says: "You French are pretty good
cooks - why don't you handle the cooking?"
The Frenchman agrees, and the Englishman turns to the Japanese
That leaves you to organise the supplies" he says.
The Japanese man agrees and each man sets about his tasks.
A year passes, and the sociologists return to see how the men have
coped. They expect to find three desperate men, unhappy with having to
live on the island, but instead find a huge wooden house with verandas and
porches and balconies. The Englishman comes to greet them, and when they
express their surprise about the house he just shrugs and says "Yeah well I
had a lot of raw materials so I kind of went to town and did the place up."
The team are amazed and are shown inside to the kitchen where
they're greeted with the most amazing smell of delicious food. The
Frenchman sees
their surprise and just shrugs. "I had lots to work with" he
says,"This island has loads of edible herbs and plants." The
team sits down to eat and are about to start when one of them
inquires about the Japanese man. "Oh we don't know what happened to him"
explains the Englishman, he ran off into the woods to sort out the supplies
and hasn't been
seen since".
They all agree that they should try to find the man, and a
search party is organised. They make it about 100 yards into the
woods,when the Japanese man jumps out
from behind a tree, stark naked with half a coconut on his head, and
peacock
feathers sticking out of his bum, and shouts.........
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> > > > > > > > > > SUPPLIES!!!!!!!!!!
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15-09-2004, 03:31 PM
LOL
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15-09-2004, 04:03 PM
:smt005
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15-09-2004, 05:54 PM
I dont get it
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15-09-2004, 06:19 PM
r u being serious before i explain it
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15-09-2004, 06:21 PM
I seriously dont get it lol! and i dont think its my blondness!
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15-09-2004, 06:24 PM
think how a chinese person would say surpris and then think what they told him to do and then think what he did!! u know its not funny when u explain it!!! u have been looking at simon cowells picture to long girl
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15-09-2004, 07:17 PM
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