Blonde joke

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way
to
a
bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a
while,
he
yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before
you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving
that
you
are
blind that you should know five things:

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black
belt in
karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a
professional
weight
lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna
tell
that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
declares,
"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times...."


Please note.... this is a JOKE... no offence is intended whether you're blonde or not

Geoff

That's ok Geoff, no offence taken

Good joke though :smt044

Im deeply offended Geoff, gonna go and complain to Azz and have this post locked!

Geoff that is really good.

I am not offended My true colouring is 'dark blonde' maybe that explains a few things then

hmmm... why am I not suprised...

:smt003

Geoff

very very good made me chuckle but must add i am blonde and i got it ok!!!

lol, I liked that one, had to read it twice before I got it though

libs

libs you are not supposed to admit that you lie like i did!!