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13-09-2004, 10:42 PM
cat joke
A cat died and went to heaven,St Peter said you have been a very good cat all your life what special things would you like here that you didnt have on earth? the cat said id like salmon occasionally and a nice big velvet cushion to lie on,so his wish was granted.Next day six white mice came to heaven St peter asked them the same question,the mice all agreed that they would like a little skateboard each,this was granted they set of happily skateboarding round heaven.Some days later St peter saw the cat on the lovley cushion and said are you happy with life here? the cat replied yes I love my new cushion,and the meals on wheels are great !!
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