One in the Eye for Dave!

My husband has decided to come on our morning walks to help him with his diet. Well, this morning, off we went at 6.00 am. Managed to climb to the top of Cissbury and I was armed with two full thin plastic bags of dog poo as I always pick up. As we started walking back down along the top edge and it had been raining overnight so was quite slippery, I managed to skid on one foot, raising both arms in the air, one of which held the said dog deposits and as poor Dave leaned over to grab me I slapped him in the face with the bags!!! He was not impressed with me, but I told him just be thankful the bags held out!! I was on the floor curled up with laughter. I wonder if he's coming with us tomorrow

if it had been the otherway around you wouldn`t have to pay to colour your teeth

That's so funny!!:smt042

:smt044 :smt044 PMSL :smt044 :smt044

I can picture it now - sooooo funny

Love it!!

Thought it would give you a good old laugh, it certainly did me!!! Poor Dave, it could only happen to him - out with me of course!

I still couldn't stop laughing when I was typing this thread out,just thinking back on it

Might take some thinner bags with me tomorrow! Oh, and the camera of course

aww poor Dave...Helena you are a cruel woman slapping your man round the chops with a bag of poo!!!!!!

But sorry Dave...it is a bit funny

This was soooooo funny I just had to read it out to Baz - I couldn't get the words out for laffing - PMSL . Poor Dave :smt043 :smt043 :smt043 :smt043 :smt043

Helena.... was it because he said NO to you going to that shop again ?