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ClaireandDaisy
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26-03-2009, 02:44 PM

Why are there no dog shows for people like us?

With classes like:

Dog most likely to bite the judge
or
Dog the Judge would least like to get within 20 feet of (for those with insurance issues)

Geriatric Owner agility
with special trophy for any owner needing oxygen to finish the course
This class would require stewards at each obstacle reminding handlers which one was next of course.

any other ideas?
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26-03-2009, 02:55 PM
how about ...largest dog to fit in a purse..or a trophy for the dog who didnt move.....bestlooking pack....handler included.....blind fold and find your dog ....Clair you may have mail....
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26-03-2009, 02:58 PM
Most Disinterested Dog?
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26-03-2009, 02:58 PM
In monty's case he would need a "best looking bald headed dog" category to be in with a chance. He ain't ever going to be a show dog bless him!
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26-03-2009, 02:59 PM
Best dressed dog and handler Extra points for diamontes and bows
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26-03-2009, 03:12 PM
Worst dressed owner category, for those of us who wear filthy fleeces and coats with paw marks all over and filthy wellies
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26-03-2009, 03:24 PM
Best head over heels trip? special award for pants falling down in the ring!

Best deaf dog impersonation?

Noisiest dog?
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26-03-2009, 03:34 PM
Loving this thread!
Dog most scared of the judge?
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26-03-2009, 03:38 PM
Dog most likely to eat another dogs $hit...in the case of mine.
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26-03-2009, 03:40 PM
Originally Posted by Sara'n'Scout View Post
special award for pants falling down in the ring!
do you have personal experience of this?

I think for Noisest dog there should be size categories-

Yappers
and
Shouters
with a special class for gobby shepherds
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