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Colin
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03-02-2008, 01:26 PM

Flowers

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her flowers.

The redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?"

The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."


The blonde says: ........"Don't you have a vase?"
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03-02-2008, 07:14 PM
:smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt005 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044

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04-02-2008, 01:24 PM
thanks for the laugh mate

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04-02-2008, 01:53 PM


(i don't have red hair, i promise )
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