Dont go ooooooooooooooooooop north Luke!!! Foxy will have you wearing hobnail boots in no time at all!

You need to venture south where we know what an evening meal is really called...

It never hurt Ant and Dec!

I live about 15 miles from Skjerstad, further out in the boondocks, though and we have the horizontal rain, sleet, hail and baling wrap. The birds took to walking weeks ago. Up here, we have two months of winter, followed by ten of bad weather. Time for all sensible (or otherwise) Border Collies to find the local stove

Snorri

Oh jesus don't start!! It gets called tea/dinner/supper/s*** its burning-everything in this house, too much of a mixtuer of hither, tither & foreign shores!!
I don't think i could move..anywhere! I've lived in the middle for too long now. If we moved oop north i would go dizzy with vertigo, yet if we moved down south i would probably go to far and end up falling off the end and into the sea!!
No..its safe in the middle, me mam can b***** off oop north and i shallt stop 'ere!

Norman says if you come up North, he'll show you where the good walks are and how to avoid the neanderthals

Believe me Luke, there can be a few of those in Durham

And the biggest one is the Pink Panther

Snorri