Designer Breeds

I bought a book a while back from a discount book shop - just to have a giggle and it was cheap, I showed it Pilgrim over the weekend and I was umming and ahhing over whether or not to put it on here - but I was assured it would be funny and not taken seriously - so please don't take this seriously, the book was probably made as a joke - perhaps a mockery of designer breeds.

I'll only do a few.

West Winger (ESS x Westie)
Sudoku (Saluki x Doberman)
Bordello (Border terrier x Lowchen)
Spankit (Spaniel x whippet)
Anti freeze (Anatolian shepherd x Bichon Frise)
Labcoat (Lab x Smooth Coated Collie)
Bedbug (Bedlington terrier x pug)
Spandex (Sussex spaniel x Dachshund)
Balderdash (Dachshund x Chinese crested)
Old English Stiff (Mastiff x Old English)
Jack Spaniel (Jack Russell x Spaniel)
Cocktese (Cocker spaniel x Maltese)

Thats a few for you - I thought some were quite cute and funny

I've heard of the "Jack Spaniel" before as my great-niece Abra has one!

what about a "GreatPoo " ( Great Dane x Poodle )

Love them all. Would like a Dachshund x chinese crested just so someone can ask was breed it is and I can say -
Balderdash

OMG this book is hilarious The pictures and descriptions that go with each 'breed' just too funny for words

Cocktese, oh my

I met a man the other day with two Gringers, or were they Spranes, Dingers or Dangers....?

[Great Dane x Springer - with a stepladder!]

I bet the pictures are good!

Not really - they were like the games you went on as a child where you could mix and match parts of dogs together..if you ever went on that game LOL.

A Great Dane x Springer - jeez - I can't even begin to imagine the look of them.. they sound quite biddable though giving the nature of both dogs..

I own a yorshiht.lol