Morning everyone *yawn*

Morning all,

A mega-early start for me this morning as Suzanne is on holiday. I should, with any luck, finish at 3pm, but I’m not holding my breath.

She’s back tomorrow, so normal service will resume….

I’ll be nipping home at 12-ish to let the dogs out, but that’ll be it. Let’s hope the mobile sarny lady has something edible on board

Have a great day, everyone, and stay safe

Today’s gem :
A guy goes to the grocery store & notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father Of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and Says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes & says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

Morning Vicki, morning all,
I shall keep this simple, severely fed up with my dogs this morning and wondering for the umpteenth time whether I have made a huge mistake bringing in a pup so early when Jamie is still so disobedient......
Anyway hope you all have a lovely day.....
Love Claire x

Morning Vicki, morning all,

Hope ypu get a decent sarnie and an early finish Vicki!! Have a good day all

Jeanette

Morning all...

Hope the sarny is edible Vicki.
Sending Petticoat some hugs from Fudge.

Normal day here. Kids back to school, tidy house etc etc.Loved the gem......

Rachx

Morning Vicki,morning all.
at todays gem. Wet here this morning,not much on today only housework.

Morning all

Morning Vicki, morning all

Hope you all have a good one

Christine

Morning Vicki, morning all

laughed at the gem

nothing but a few chores to do here today. Finished Brother Odd and it was excellent.
Now I am going looking for Water for Elephants. So many people have been telling me its a cracker!

have a good one, everyone xx

Morning Vicki,
Morning everyone

I feel so awake this morning considering I hardly got any sleep what so ever from tossing and turning all night

Hope everyone has a gd day

morning all,
not a good day here. got stuff to do and college tonight which is a bit of a joke as have done nothing this week.

going shopping for birthday pressies for step son this morning an will take blackie as he can sit in the car for a bit and then walkies. weather is bitterly cold here at the moment.

sue