Lol Alex Instal one staircase, and adopt an old Mum to look after at the top of them!!! You'll be dropping shedloads of weight before you know it and can eat what you like - even chocolate ice cream!!!! I reckon 40 trips a day should do it!

My problems haven't got worse, they're never going to get better, but they're no worse, the only problem is with my Reynolds Syndrome, at this time of year when the nights are a lot cooler than the days I have to be carefull as my hands get really cold, they turn blue, white numb then when they thaw out rosy red and painful, but it's nothing I'm not used to, I suffered (in silence ) for about 26 years, I've got used to the looks I get when I'm wearing a nice summer frock and sheepskin mits

I think by the time this thread has worn its self out, there might be an opportunity to start a new contest.
The dogsey in house olympics.
Veterans V Seniors/juniors. Some of you out there are real experts in your own field and it seems a waste to not give you the chance to really shine through. LOL
For a start we could have
The Pill popping 48hr endurance race.
Followed by another endurance race, Ranting and Raving (women only)
1 mile shed racing
Photo taking
Taking the micky contest
Talking rubbish (i'll win that one.LOL)
Any more suggestions?????????????????
Besides John shut up LOL

I'll enter the pill popping endurance race then. I have my own smartie party every morning as part of the training

I'm doin really well today, cut the booze down to 1 bottle of moonshine , hic, hic, hic. :smt107

I've just read this again, cheeky buggar

JOHN, yer a sad man, pill-poppin racing.

ill beat you all at the pill popping, currently taking
8 tablets a day sometimes 10!

Well I am on 3 pumps and pills what race is for me? Oh and my heads gone.

Methinks John would be as good as a one-legged man in an a*se kickin contest.
You cheeky naughty man you.