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23-09-2005, 12:19 PM
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Joke of the day

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation takes place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in our house next weekend!"

Second guy: "That's nothing. I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish, when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge, and said, "Fishing or sex?" and she said, "Wear sun block."
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23-09-2005, 01:28 PM
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Thats very funny Fred,wiping away the tears (of laughter).
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23-09-2005, 01:46 PM
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very gooh lol
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23-09-2005, 01:58 PM
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glad you liked it Zantababy,
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23-09-2005, 08:27 PM
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very good, can't fault the 4th wife can ya?
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23-09-2005, 08:48 PM
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Hubbie just read it and had a laugh I think he can relate to the 4th guy.
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23-09-2005, 09:55 PM
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:smt044 :smt044 :smt044


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24-09-2005, 06:17 AM
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Excellent Fred - made me laugh out loud......
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27-09-2005, 04:35 PM
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brilliant joke
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