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31-08-2007, 10:17 PM
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[WARNING] A religious joke...

I may be running a risk here but still...


A nun at a Catholic school asked her students what they want to be when they grow up.

Little Suzy declares, "I want to be a prostitute."

"What did you say?!" asks the nun, totally shocked.

"I said I want to be a prostitute," Suzy repeats.

"Oh, thank heavens," says the nun. "I thought you said 'a Protestant!'"
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31-08-2007, 10:19 PM
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We're all gonna get told off.
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31-08-2007, 10:20 PM
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brilliant
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31-08-2007, 10:23 PM
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I hold my hand up, I am norty, I giggled out loud when I read it :smt100
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31-08-2007, 10:23 PM
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We're all gonna get told off.

LOL! My family all Protestant anyway so if I find it funny then you all better had! :smt002 :smt043
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31-08-2007, 10:25 PM
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We're all gonna get told off.
I can`t remember the joke section being this busy before
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31-08-2007, 10:27 PM
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Youre all very Norty xxdk
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31-08-2007, 10:28 PM
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I can`t remember the joke section being this busy before
Nor me, must admit there have been some cracking jokes
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31-08-2007, 10:28 PM
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I can`t remember the joke section being this busy before

I've wanted to post that one for ages Patch and only just now had the guts to.
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31-08-2007, 10:56 PM
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Love it! But your going to get told off by you know who.
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