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Amie
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24-08-2006, 10:23 PM

Blonde Joke(sorryheheh)

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat
> down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
> The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
> Jack says, "You know, I bet he will."
> The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
> Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
> Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive
> off of the building, falling to his death.
> The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's
> fair.
> Here's your money."
> Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
> The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again
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24-08-2006, 11:51 PM
Originally Posted by Amie
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat
> down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
> The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
> Jack says, "You know, I bet he will."
> The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
> Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
> Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive
> off of the building, falling to his death.
> The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's
> fair.
> Here's your money."
> Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
> The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again
het this reminds me of the umbrella story

luke u remember that don't ya??!!

Tom x
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