well i have a poo back tied round mine thats been there for ages for some unknown reason!! what does that say about me then!!

If it was a woman do you seriously think she'd go out and buy only exactly what she needed?

right set number one..lol at these keys




and set number two,

the first one lol

HAHAHAHAHAAA Shona what even is half of that heavy machinery on the first set.

You're always ready incase of a poo?

pml, thats your job to analyze though the "heavy machinery" is a dead give away,

well...it could be lol but i dont think id need the poo bag on a night out without canines lol

unless i was reallllllllllllllly drunk

lol just like to clarify...last comment was a joke!!!

I don't even know what it is.

And I wouldn't like to say, from that a bit tomboyish and you don't care what other people think of you, not the tidiest of people deff not your typical cooking and cleaning housewife but not many keyrings on them so if you use all the keys/items (whatever the gin they are) then i'd say the second set looks in some kind of order and quite organised, the first set, God only knows. Rusty keys lol. And 2 the same on same set?

And what is the black square thing wrapped in electricians tape which suggests it was once broken but you were too scottish to get a new one so covered it in a load of tape. (Hides).

Pink and black, suggesting there is some feminity in there somewhere but mostly hidden (with rusty keys and cogs and fings ), if I never knew they were yours thought i'd have deff said the first lot were mens keys, a farmer or mechanic or builder, summit like that which is considered a 'mans' job.

Can't get over the rusty keys lol. Do you use them all?