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15-04-2005, 12:29 PM
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The Clock

Following a night out with a few friends, Roger brought them back to show off his new flat. After the grand tour, the visitors were rather perplexed by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.
"Why, that's my Speaking Clock", Roger replied.
"How does it work?", asked the guest.
"I'll show you", Roger said, giving the gong an ear-shattering blow with an unpadded hammer.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed,

"For f**ks sake, it's twenty to two in the f*c*ing morning!"
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15-04-2005, 04:35 PM
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ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it!!!!
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15-04-2005, 04:41 PM
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Brilliant :smt005
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19-04-2005, 06:31 PM
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OMG that's brilliant
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19-04-2005, 06:36 PM
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:smt042 funny!
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19-04-2005, 06:38 PM
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Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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19-04-2005, 07:10 PM
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lololololololol thats brilliant!!!
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19-04-2005, 07:16 PM
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That was really funny.
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