Morning all!

Morning all,

Yesterday’s disciplinaries went well – well for me they did . One guy was dismissed and the other was warned that he would be if I had to talk to him AGAIN on the subject.

Oh, the power…..

Off to Tesco after work for a few bits – I know how to live

Have a great day, everyone, and stay safe

Today’s gem:
Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee.

They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone or something.

The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, then throw them away.

Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself with that.

After finishing, they then made off for home.

The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "These damn girls night out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties."

"That's nothing, said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her ar*e that said, "From All of Us At the Fire Station, We'll Never Forget You."

Morning Vicki, morning all. Freezing and blowing a gale here today Loved the gem Vicki Have a good Friday everyone.

Morning Jackie

Morning all - have a great Friday

(loved the gem today )

morning
cold and very dark here at the moment. have just put the heating on for the first time. dan's off today so at least i am not alone. he has the doctors this morning and i have the dentist this afternoon - hopefully for the last time for 6 months.

have a good day all

sue

ps loved the gem this morning

Morning all! Dry but freezing here this morning. The wind is very bitter...

Dogs, chickens and rabbbits not happy.... ducks are very happy!

Am so glad it's Friday.... have got lots of good tings to do over the weekend including baking (mmmm.... apple pie) and going to buy some stuf for the chicken and duck avairy that OH is building for me

Just got to get through today at work!

Have a good day!!

Morning Rachel

Morning Sue

Morning Shelley

Morning Vicki, morning all

What a horrible morning, didnt want to get out of bed, unfortunately my new alarm clock (Amy) doesnt have a snooze button

@ todays gem!

Have a good day all xx

It's FRIDAY!!!!!

Morning Vicki, morning all. Glad yesterday went well for you Vicki.
It is cold and breezy here dry at the moment though, not sure if it will last.
Some more dolls house building today for me.
at todays gem.

Morning Vicki, morning all

Its cold and dark here today too, but at least that bitter wind has died down...that really cut through me when I was taking the big lad for his walks

Good luck at the dentists Sue...I'm there this afternoon too...a new one I've just registered with here, hopefully not to have anything done, just to get some antibiotics for this abcess.

Have a good day everyone