How to photograph a puppy

" How to photograph a puppy

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1. Remove film from box and load camera.

2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.

3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.

4. Choose a suitable background for photo.

5. Mount camera on tripod and focus.

6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.

7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.

8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.

9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.

10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.

11. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.

13. Put magazines back on coffee table.

14. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head.

15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.

16. Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No, outside! No, outside!"

17. Clean up mess.

18. Sit back in chair with lemonade and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning."

I'm not sure if this has been posted before or maybe I just read it somewhere else. But I thought it was funny.

Good one

Sounds about right, little rascals

Haha, love it, funny how I can relate to it totally!

Thanks Michelle enjoyed that

How very true borzoimom that was brill

Brilliant!

that is really funny and very true

I have had so many photo sessions like that..! Or you try to photograph one pup out of a little and have the others do this.. lollllllllll..