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07-10-2004, 11:33 PM

why dogs are better than women

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

Dogs don't cry.

Dogs love it when your friends come over.

Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.

Dogs think you sing great.

A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.

The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

Dogs understand that farts are funny.

Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.

Anyone can get a good-looking dog.

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

Dogs don't shop.

Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

Dogs never need to examine the relationship.

A dog's parents never visit.

Dogs love long car trips.

Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for
directions.


Dogs like beer.

Dogs don't hate their bodies.


No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.

Dogs never criticize.

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.

Dogs never expect gifts.

Dogs don't worry about germs.

Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.

Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your
wallet,
desk, and the back of your sock drawer.

Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.

Dogs don't borrow your shirts.

Dogs never want foot-rubs.

Dogs can't talk.

Dogs aren't catty.

Dogs seldom outlive you.
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08-10-2004, 07:48 AM
Thats hilarious!
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08-10-2004, 08:27 PM
i like!!
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