One of my friends been on the phone and was telling her, and she said oh Sh!t, sorry didn't mean to say that.... lol Ah well as long as I can be a source of amusement to you all I am happy

at your friend

She's well happy, works for the company that did my roof in the summer, so they're in line for the ceiling job, she's already told her boss!!! They gave me a really good price last time, and he was worried it was too much for me to pay, so nice genuine people

Happy days You'll be fine,just don't eat or drink anything Pretend you're camping,yeah that's it,little overnight stay in the woods

Be peeing in the garden any time now

Probably best,wouldn't want the ceiling falling in while you're sitting on the bucket Not a good look

What you mean with the bath on top of the kitchen sink

As regards what I am going to say - I am not in the habit of taking the mickey out of other people's misfortunes and am absolutely aghast at the treatment meted out to June by her Insurers. To say that it is poor service is indeed a massive understatement, surely some form of recompense should be forthcoming. June - do hope that you are alright and that a speedy resolution follows now that things have at least got going. Will be back later, bye fer now.

Ohhhh,Lord GORD is not amused Think we all feel bad for TW GORDON,just trying to make her laugh and cheer her up