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13-10-2004, 11:02 AM
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Three men and a woman are stuck in a lift. While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.

The first man says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second man says "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know...Dual Income, No Kids, Yet."

The third man says, "I'm a R.U.B, you now... Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "

She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, ****, Etc.


(**** = A SEXUAL ACT)
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13-10-2004, 11:06 AM
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