What is the worst dog related advert you have seen ??

Following on from SLB's post i wondered what the worst dog related advert you have seen ?...
Mine would be someone trying to swap a staff for a moped ..

That would be a bad one Murf - some stupid people.

I've seen people wanting to swap one sort of dog for another before..

(ATM I'd swap my dogs for a good bloomin giant cupcake!! GRRR - only joking of course)

The begging ads on Preloved make me cringe a bit....e.g, "My three year old daughter has a birthday coming up and would really love a Boston Terrier/Frenchie/Pug, but I can only afford to pay £50"
Why do thy never just want a cute mutt?

The worst are the ones that are "We are looking for such and such - free to a good home please"

yeah mine would be wanting to swap a cant remember the exact breed but was a large/giant breed, for a smaller breed like a chi because the dog grew too big

or the ones that are new baby forces sale, those really rile me especially when its a 14 week old pup or a dog they have had for years (well any dog really) i know there are genuine cases such as baby is allergic, but for the amount of people using this as an excuse to get rid of the dog GRRR

or this one which i have just seen today which was posted yesterday

its the reason that annoys me

there are far too many

Actually, it's got me thinking.
Do you reckon I could place an ad?

"Cute male terrier x wanted, can't pay, but will swap for two lazy teenage boys (almost) housetrained, I will throw in a couple of xboxes and they'll be very quiet, only need bathing once a month, no need to exercise, they're thumbs are in amazing condition"

Yeah...it's never the parent wanting the specific pedigree breed whose puppies they could sell for hundreds or who they could stud out, it's always the small child who probably wouldn't know what an *insert breed*was if it bit their nose off!

today this one

the doggy dentures one

Gotta love the first class begging. Who would rehome to a beggar?