You know, I can see someone calling the funny farm as we all meet up in a coffee house somewhere and start Oooooohing and Aaaahhhing as we stretch out on brown squidgy leather sofas....

especially when I get my ukelele out and Jackie starts plinking away on her spoons!

As for uniform? Well I dread to think!

Actually, the pub across the road from me in my lovely little Village has recently been refurbished into a posh (Mountain Horse) Restaurant, and when I went in there the other day (not for a drink, but to complain about something! Lol!) I noticed they had....... you guessed it!! All over the place, and very nice they are too, so I might just have to spend an evening over there coz I'd feel right at home. They do coffee too, so we could all go there?

... not to mention my dingaling!!!!

Can just imagine. They'd have us all locked up in no time. Now where did I put my spoons.

Ooooh, even better!!!! It's a pub with brown squidgy sofa's! Woo Hoo. I'm on my way. Forget the coffee, where's the wine (and the Baileys)

I tried not to lol

I have an idea! If I go in uniform, they'll just think I'm your nurse and you're all on day release

Or that you are actually an escaped patient holding us all against our will. Mwaaaa haaaaa haaaa!

me to ...............you are surrounded by them

I've got a uniform too, but it's probably not the same as yours!

Helena:
Its not being paid for ! Our neighbours are giving it to us! (Its only about 2 yrs old) they are having a massive switch around within the family for sofas as their sister moved in and has a spare sofa which is going to their parent, parents BLACK leather sofa is goiong to our neighbours, theirs is coming to us (WHICH IS ACTUALLY A VERY PALE LEMON NOT YELLOW!!!) and ours is going to my sisters!

So Alexandra - are we going to picket this pub?

Rousing singing on the cards...

By reds and greens and yellows
You'll tell we are fine fellows
Anything But Brown
Or we run you out of town!

Anything But Brown
Come shout it to the sky
Anything But Brown
By this we live or die!