Lottery

I have just been to the local shop to do the lottery.
Chatting to the owner of the shop he told me that 2 weeks ago they had a £10,000 winner from that shop
Now as I am a firm believer in "Lightening never strikes twice" I feel a bit peeved. I would have gone somewhere else if he had told me before I bought my ticket
Hmmm, probably why he didn't tell me

I once sold a scatch card that had 50.000 on bloke didn;t even buy me a chocci bar

he came in and said pick me £1 cards and i did

I would have been livid, tight wad

a fella from our neighbourhood won £ 97-0000 on the lotto last week, he bought ti from our local shop. i now go to adsas for my tickets.

A friend of Dave's won a few million on the lottery about 4 years ago, lives in Worthing, and he bought the company he works for!!!! A really nice bloke he was too, he's even nicer now, well I LIKE him more!

Is that £50 Lise, or £50,000???? and Ben's mum is that £97,000 or £9.7million there??? Only interested in how much I haven't won, that's all!

Oooo I'd better check my numbers!


...... just a tenner.

A window cleaner we once had won £2.6 million, and to rub salt into the wound, his son rang him on that day and said 'Dad forgot the lottery, put one on for me' so he did (the same numbers) and his son won too............................................... .............doesn't clean our windows anymore