Think I own a dangerous dog and several cats

Picture this. Earlier tonight, I thought I'll go out and do the sh*t run in the garden.
Bruce is out with me, Skye is lying in the back door-way (knackered been for long run) and three cats were outside, Skip, Polly and Colin.

Ok now Colin has a bad eye Skip has three legs and Pollly....well she got bored and went in.

Bruce was checking the guinea-pigs '''Thier Ok MOM''. Skye opens one eye then suddenly a scream.....(that was me) Pat shouts from the bathroom....''WHATS HAPPENED'' ''YOU OK''.....still screaming There on the path is a HUGE rat staring at me.

Bruce is OOOOOOOha ''Hey Mom another guinea-pig...with a long tail''.........and proceeds to make friends Colin taps it on the bottom and Skip watches it run past him Skye opens the other eye and closes it again.................and the Mr Rat says and disappears next door

Do I need a license for owning such dangerous animals...........
Where was Reah when I needed her........ on the settee

Sounds like my household AW they're just pacifists

LOL perhaps they all thought it was a guinea pig with a long tail?
You do know it is illegal to have docked guinea pigs unless you can prove they're working piggies?

Patricks in and out like a yoyo....the cats keep going in and out..........the big lad is out there now (Norton) hope he doesn't try to bring it in and offer it a bed for the night

LOL I feel my dogs would be the same, times like that you need a springer

Aw hun, my Nan's Airedale was a fabulous ratter, he even brought them in to show his Mummy

Very true, all mine are docked as they are all put to work....

You are lucky, that rat would have been hung, drawn and quartered with my lot

yeah same here!!


I'm at that!

Lets hope Mr ratty doesn't tell all his mates about the great welcome he got at yours