Totally fed up of Bird poo everywhere.

Grrrr - everything seems to be covered in bird poo at the moment and its really annoying me - its on my fences on my new rabbit pen, on the washing, the grass in the pen where my daughter plays, on her playhouse, on the windows - I wish my neighbour would move that bloody bird table because I am sure this is the cause of it

Oh god, nothing worse!!!

Get an air rifle and pop the little feathered poo bags out of the sky

I like birds but all the damn food on that bird table - which they don't even need this time of year - really pigs me off

I'm not surprised! There's plenty of bugs around now, no need to feed them. Is it seagulls? We've got a problem with Magpies round our way - lovely birds but pesky!!!

No its mostly sparrows, starlings and woodpidgeons but they are dirty little sods

Hmmmmmmmm doesn't wee ham lugs chase them off?

Yes he does if he sees them but he is in here with me most of the day - he's not keen on being in the garden on his own

Do you think we could dress Rob up as a scarecrow and he can do it?

Foxy i can sympathise with you we have loads of damn seagulls and pigeon dump everywhere,fetched my washing in the other day and it was covered,all over the bedroom windows because they were open,all over the car and it strips the paintwork and our car's black,so you can imagine what it looks like.Get me an air rifle.......lol

We'll have to hire Steve - I hear he's a dab hand with a rifle

Foxy, you should live here. We are being totally invaded by Canadian
geese and there are droppings all over the place. It's absolutely vile.