Good Craic....

Have a look at this link and fill in the boxes BEFORE reading the letter in bold below, afterwards let us know yours:

Link: http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html


My Dear Santa Letter

Dear Santa,

I have been a good Girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Claire's Christmas party. It was Rita who spiked the punch with too much Wine. I can't help it if I drank 10 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Truth.

I thought it was funny when I put Ann's pants on my head and danced the Gay Gordons on the Bed while singing `Forever Young'. I didn't mean to break Claire's Radio and don't know why Claire would sue me for Murder.

I don't remember calling Shaun's wife a tall cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and black lipstick!

And when I threw up on Sarah's husband's Toe, it was only because I ate too much of that Mince.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Car through my neighbor's Toilet. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Small Dog and have me arrested for Theft!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Quiet and Loud. And I'm really not to blame for any of this High stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and poorer yours,
Laura (Really a nice Girl!)

P.S. It's only 01236786300 bucks!


Its pretty funny lol.

aw that was quite funny we both thought of same crimes laura lol

Thats brilliant

That's brilliant