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03-09-2007, 10:17 PM
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adam(norty)

So God calls to Adam and says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?"
Adam replies, "The good news."
God answers, "Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain."
Then Adam says, "OK, so what's the bad news?"
And God says, "I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time."
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03-09-2007, 11:51 PM
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So he went to the blood bank for a top-up.
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04-09-2007, 09:32 AM
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but he broke his rib on the way and was out of action for months
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04-09-2007, 04:28 PM
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what are you lot like , norty norty norty xxxdk
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04-09-2007, 06:31 PM
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So he let her do all the work.
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