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15-01-2009, 06:42 AM

Good morning everyone !

Morning all

What a pillock! Decided I would try and get a bit more exercise by going for a walk after my dinner. Needed to sort a pair of trainers out that I could keep downstairs and slip into easily ready for the wander, so there could be no excuses.

All my footwear is in the bottom of my wardrobe, and I can’t bend my knees.

Can you guess what happened next?

Answers by email please to b*ggermethathurt@houseofpain.ouch

Have a great day, everyone, and stay safe

Today’s gem:
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said.

"Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad, at the same time."

She replied. "You have the biggest dick of all your friends."
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15-01-2009, 07:04 AM
Morning Cuz.............OUCH!!!!!!!!!

Have one swollen knee myself at the moment so know how your feeling.

Hope your day goes better and it eases off. Take care
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15-01-2009, 07:07 AM
Morning Vicki, morning all

I hope your knee feels better soon...these things are all sent to try us...and try us they do!

I'm off to Lincolnshire shortly, have to see some people about retraining and getting back to work. I have so many ideas, I bet the hour they've allocated won't be nearly long enough.

Have a good day all
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15-01-2009, 07:10 AM
morning all ,
Well here i am back on line darling BT said we would be back on line after 5 days (as stated in the ad)well we got back on line last night 23days later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Loads opf catching up to do,can you imagine 23 days of forums to catch up on
Have a good day all

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15-01-2009, 07:15 AM
Morning Vicki, morning all. Ouch Vicki, hope it eases soon I've got the full blown cough and lurgy now and have to be at work today. Have a hospital appointment first thing (referral for my dodgy old hip) and Princess Cassie decided 5am would be a good time to puke! Bless her, think it was just a one off. She's currently on my pillow. Have a good Thursday everyone.
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15-01-2009, 07:19 AM
morning Vicki, morning all

too late now, but should get yourself one of those helping hands grabbers! I used to use one for high shelves when I worked in a dairy and I have one at home. Also good for picking up low stuff like shredded toy

hope the knee feels better soon x

have a great day everyone x
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15-01-2009, 07:19 AM
Originally Posted by youngstevie View Post
Morning Cuz.............OUCH!!!!!!!!!

Have one swollen knee myself at the moment so know how your feeling.

Hope your day goes better and it eases off. Take care
Morning Steph

Originally Posted by scorpio View Post
Morning Vicki, morning all

I hope your knee feels better soon...these things are all sent to try us...and try us they do!

I'm off to Lincolnshire shortly, have to see some people about retraining and getting back to work. I have so many ideas, I bet the hour they've allocated won't be nearly long enough.

Have a good day all
Morning Sheree

Originally Posted by Rookgeordiegirl View Post
morning all ,
Well here i am back on line darling BT said we would be back on line after 5 days (as stated in the ad)well we got back on line last night 23days later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Loads opf catching up to do,can you imagine 23 days of forums to catch up on
Have a good day all

Jeanette
Morning Jeanette - welcome back - look forward to all the news..... x0x

Originally Posted by wufflehoond View Post
Morning Vicki, morning all. Ouch Vicki, hope it eases soon I've got the full blown cough and lurgy now and have to be at work today. Have a hospital appointment first thing (referral for my dodgy old hip) and Princess Cassie decided 5am would be a good time to puke! Bless her, think it was just a one off. She's currently on my pillow. Have a good Thursday everyone.
Morning J - hope you feel better soon, hon x
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15-01-2009, 07:20 AM
Originally Posted by MissE View Post
morning Vicki, morning all

too late now, but should get yourself one of those helping hands grabbers! I used to use one for high shelves when I worked in a dairy and I have one at home. Also good for picking up low stuff like shredded toy

hope the knee feels better soon x

have a great day everyone x
Morning Pat - it's actually my back that hurts..... and I've got a grabber but it was downstairs at the time x0x
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15-01-2009, 07:25 AM
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Morning Pat - it's actually my back that hurts..... and I've got a grabber but it was downstairs at the time x0x
oh very handy there!

backs, my speciality, make your way over
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15-01-2009, 07:29 AM
Morning Vicki, morning all

Ouch, ouch and ouch, take it easy today Vicki!!

You are not putting Baz to proper use!!

Have a good day all xx
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