Oh I do love a good laugh! I think the MAIN reason I don't have visitors (not counting family who fly 3 thousand kms to see me so have no choice once there!) is that I am an unsociable old bint! I took the fuse out of my doorbell as the noise of it make me jump and the dog bark lol! Ditto for the entryphone - well, people have knuckles, they can knock on the wood.

Cologne for dogs - WADDEVER NEXT? No way.

My dog's been showered when she goes into the salt lake - has never had a bath. I keep her clean with a damp cloth and that's mainly to drag loose hair off her.

*I stupidly thought a tiny dog with velvet short coat wouldn't shed - duh!