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23-02-2008, 05:59 PM
Love Poem!
WOMAN'S LOVE POEMBefore I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks. One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray that he's gainfully employed. When I spend cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind. Knows what to answer to 'how
big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S LOVE POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
humongous boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. ! This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a crap.
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23-02-2008, 08:20 PM
Originally Posted by Wolfie 
Brilliant
Originally Posted by random
LOL LOL! Great!
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