Had to close shop early :(...christmas drunks!

hi all, well you can tell xmas is in full swing.... I had to close my card shop earlier than planned because of idiot drunkards wandering in trying to buy a 79p card"for the missus" (oh lucky girls!) with a £20 note...after 4 or 5 of these said idiots i had run out of change

ended up in spat with a local landlord coz he said i hadnt forward planned enough with coin change so i kindly told him where he could insert his card as i couldnt anticipate drunken loser *****heads, the likes of his patrons to consistenly only have £20 notes...and to want to splash out on a 79p card for their beloveds!

I finally had enought and closed up early!!


argh...Christmas!!!!!!


ta for the rant!

alex
xx

Bloody hell Alex - personally, I think you've got the patience of a saint......
x0x

i dont think i will be welcome in the white bull!! but what a to**er coming out with that...

he said...

" do you know how many £1 coins i go through a week"
me: go on enthral me..
him: £1800!
me: what are you a car park attendant...?
him: no i own white bull...
me: well this conversation as pleasant as it may seem doesnt help me with my change situation...
him: well forward planning (taps his temple)
me: well in that case i'll give you that card for free if you put it in a certain dark place between your cheeks!
him: fine sod you...
...

other customers in queue just grunt and get out £20 note

Oh, I wish I'd been there - what a total plank!
x0x

turns out he doesnt own the pub.... his wife does, but he tells everyone its him!!!

kn** head!

Agree Alexandra Christmas seems to bring out the worst in them.

its not just the worse in people its the weirdos it draws out.... like they get one day out a year!!!!!
get this...would you expect to find a card that says this:

happy 1st christmas to you step cousin.....

no?

well some idiot had a go saying there should be one!!!

I bet he's got a really small todger, too.......

ha ha!!!! he must have to have to pretend the pub is his!!!

haha...

"Moonpig dot commmm"

aw alex - perhaps next year, you can put a sign up with regards to the use of £20 notes?

Oh well - hope you enjoyed your early finish and take a breather over the next couple of days