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tumbleweed
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06-06-2016, 03:16 PM

3 men went to heaven

Three guys died and went to heaven. When the gates were opened by God they saw 3 brand new cars waiting for them.

Who get which car they asked

God said to the first guy " how faithful were you to your wife on earth?"

He said "God If I had a chance with any woman I took it"

"Not very loyal" said God " As you have been unfaithful all I can give you is the Mini"

God said to the second guy " how faithful were you to your wife on earth?"

The second guy said "God I did stray a couple of times during my marriage"

" In that case all I can do is let you have the Toyota Avensis" said God

God said to the third guy " how faithful were you to your wife on earth?"

The third man said "God all the time I was married until I died I never looked at another woman"

God replied "that is fantastic you can have the Bentley"

So the next day all three men got in their cars to explore heaven. Only an hour or so went by when the Mini and the Avensis owners saw the guy with the Bentley leaning over the bonnet crying his heart out.

"What is wrong "they asked and he replied he had just seen his wife go by on a push bike.
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06-06-2016, 03:50 PM
Oh Barry, that is soooo cruel, the poor man
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06-06-2016, 04:14 PM
Lol.....poor bloke!!!
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06-06-2016, 04:27 PM
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I hope you understood the joke, she was more unfaithful than all of them, so she was only given a push bike.
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06-06-2016, 04:35 PM
Yeah, poor man, kept his nuts in his pants all those years and found out too late the wife was helping others store their nuts
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