GOOD EVENING!
Matron ! Quickly, over here they're doing it again, bring the largactol - it's even worse than usual!
Only turn my back for a shower and a bite to eat and they're talking to ornaments - worse than that, one of them is suggesting that I would actually dust my own ornaments. Now that is a sure sign of madness!
L&B are not ornaments Eileen - they are ludicrous examples of the art (and I use the word very loosely) of tacky statuary! So there!

On 7% charge!so if I run out!goodnight!see you all tomorrow xx
Just been out in the garden saying goodnight to the concrete boys and girls Good job I did poor Franklin Gnome had fallen over,all the blood was rushing to his head.Don't panic,he's fine taken him indoors to recover

Poor L&B being abused by that grumpy LG you tell them it's ok I think they're fab
You see TW you know, them poor servants probably daren't miss a speck of dust

Aww poor Franklin glad you got to him a saved him

I'm so looking forward to Friday off to my favourite place ever York we think it's going to be very nice weather too, so I'm got my seat booked at the side of the river with a large glass of wine

Doesn't bear thinking about MANDY he could have died Feel so guilty now,I moved him yesterday so he could catch some rays.Was safer where he was,should have left him Don't blame him if he rings Gnomeline!

All sounds very romantic.So deserve it after OH being poorlie and you worrying.We'll be needing pics....no nudity please

According to the weather forecast Mandy, it says definitely no rain and every chance of a fair bit of sunshine. So your glass of wine by the river looks a safe bet. Hope you have a lovely time!

I'll spare the nudity
Aww thank you LG
Put poor Franklin back tomorrow I'm sure he's forgiven you I'm sure he knows you were only being nice and helping him get a tan

That Eileen - endlessly cruel to poor little lacey and now we find that she is staking out the gnomes in the sun. Then tipping them over on their heads when they incur her displeasure, which believe me is easily done (she gets the hump with me regularly).