Thanks Sally, I'll go to find her (although she might be cleaning) - I wouldn't mind a try myself.

Bitkin and Nippy, you two I get confused with!!So Jenny G, me and who else puffs?

That would be telling.
Do I or don't I open the second bottle of wine ? I could do and pretend its a lovely summer evening and I am sitting on me new jetty.
Forgot to say there is a pub next door but one to the cottage it is quiet only about 4 people at once in it. There are 4 in the village to choose from and 3 butchers.
Neighbours both sides have dogs.

Now where's me pesky parrot gone ?

Aaaahhhh I remember it's in Sally's ear.

We will check Sally before proceeding. I can swim but not that good and Dillon would not be happy having a swimming pool in the house.

I think I know

Non-smoker here Eileen.

I'll just stand a few feet away, downwind from you lot, wave my arms around theatrically and give you all disapproving looks.

Been on the phone, but I see you never even missed me and started anyway

Just lost another million pounds. This is getting silly now.

Lynn, just open the wine and stop faffing around, then extract your wretched parrot because I am sure it has lice

We did miss you TW...........just a tiny little bit

Do parrots have lice
I too strongly disaprove of smoking so I will stand with Linda and scowl and be dramatic

Excuse me TW,eh back track, I missed you, did you bring your cigs??