That thing you wish your dog wouldnt do

What are some things your dog does that bugs you?

Roxie likes to lay by my side on the bed but she always has her back end facing me.

She likes to stop in the middle of the street when crossing to look around.

And lastly, she opens the bathroom door when Im in there. Its like reliving toddler days.

Pepsi takes up too much bed and follows me around as if she is on a very short piece of string!

Oh,that's a hard one
I guess Huffing Actually love that she huffs,just wish she wouldn't keep it going for so long!!

I understand being followed around everwhere you go. Roxie can be dead asleep but as soon as I get up she jolts awake and trails behind.

And thats funny your dog huffs. Ever tried doing it back?

My toddler like dog just reminded me of something else today. If I'm not paying attention to her or if Im doing something like reading, she goes nuts. Starts walking all over the place, walking over me and tries finding things to chew on. Only when she is not the center of my universe. I cant help but laugh though because what she does is nothing compared to my husband or kids.

Same as Roxie on the bed, butt facing me, and if she is on one side her back has to press against me, if she is on her other side she has a leg across me...

Interrupting by "talking" to me when I am on the telephone...

Standing in the doorway barking and farting as she barks, the door being half a metre from my chair so I get the full blast...

But she does not open the bathroom door when I am in there because there is no door, just a curtain across the doorway!

Oh my gosh Malka! That had me laughing on this end.Never seen a dog fart from barking. Poor you.

Willow licks the back of my knees as I'm going downstairs. She's telling me to hurry up, but I don't like the sticky tongue or the cold nose.

LOL where to start.

He is a world class drooller after eating or drinking, walks around with drool hanging over a foot long from both jawls.

Farts so bad, you think the paint is going to peel off the walls,

Snores so loud it rattles the windows.

Will walk his 140ish pound butt into bed at night and will flop against you.

To think about it he's perfect, would not change a thing.

Sounds like my OH

LMAO.
Wife says she got a dog, that is just like me. I always remind her she picked us both out.