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lovezois
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28-08-2007, 06:34 PM

Why your dog's haircut costs more than yours

10. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.

9. You don't go for 8 weeks without washing or brushing your hair.

8. Your hairdresser doesn't have to give you a sanitary trim.

7. Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean your ears.

6. Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean boogies from your eyes.

5. You sit still for your hairdresser.

4. Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure.

3. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head.

2. You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser. (I hope not anyway).

And the Number 1 reason your dog's haircut costs more than yours....

1. The likelihood of you pooping or peeing while your hair is being cut is extremely slim.
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28-08-2007, 06:48 PM


Very good
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28-08-2007, 06:59 PM
:smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 Very good,xxxx
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28-08-2007, 07:34 PM
Valid points though......... i'm glad mine dont get cut!
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28-08-2007, 07:51 PM
Originally Posted by leo View Post
Valid points though......... i'm glad mine dont get cut!



Me too Leo its quite a relief
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28-08-2007, 07:53 PM
Yeah i would sooner have arm ache through brushing.......lol.
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28-08-2007, 08:55 PM
amen to that, I think I may print this off and stick it to my door
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31-08-2007, 11:53 PM
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