You need a bit of differential calculus........

I am slightly squiffy!! But a very very happy birthday Brenda, you are a lovely lady and I hope you have a cracking day

Happy birthday to you Brenda.

A very Happy Birthday Brenda
Griff nothing wrong with being slightly squiffy
Twinny big hugs to you and hope you enjoyed the chippy tea, I’ve eaten nothing but junk for about 3 weeks
Can’t believe the girls are 2 huge happy birthday from me
Besoeker, hope the snow has gone for you by the time you need to go shopping, we’ve had sleet & rain but not much else
Had a nanny nap for an hour & half obviously needed but trouble is I’m struggling to feel sleepy now, typical lol
Took Rosie for a walk earlier while the sun was out, was flipping freezing though, but blew some cobwebs away

Happy birthday!!