Is this you Geoff? :)

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She
did impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me
miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but without direction. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly in the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 40 and am looking for a girl with very big t*ts.

One thing I've never met is a boring stable girl Chloe


Geoff

Girl with big t*ts would be nice tho'...... :smt047

Geoff

Well hello Geoff

You mean.... no... really.... :smt026 phwoah !!!!!!!!!

Geoff :smt101

But youve got to have something big too!!!

got a big motorbike Rox.....

Geoff

To entice me away from OH it has to be bigger than his Harley

well, its faster than his Harley & I'm a better rider.... :smt004

Geoff

Ok you'r convincing me. But tell me will I burn myself on your exhaust if I go for a ride with you.