Weight loss

A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lb. due to very serious
health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he
ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS
PROGRAM. "Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself, but
desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10 pound
weight loss program.

The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there
stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady
dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round
her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight
loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!"
Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later,
huffing and puffing, he finally catches her but he is too tired to
have his way with her. After she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I
like the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for
the next two days and the same thing happens. The fourth day, he
weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb
as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing
nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
reads, "If you catch me! you can have me." He's out the door after
her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a very long while to
catch her, but when he does, he is cramping and wheezing. For the
next four days, the same routine happens and much to his delight, on
the fifth day he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 lb
as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to
order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the
representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years. "The
next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a
muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes
and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine"

lol

very funny !!!!!