Funny Definitions

ABDICATE: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have s** again.

ANTIQUE: An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of, and you're buying again.

BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.

BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people

CLOTHES DRYER: An appliance designed to eat socks.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

COURTESY: The art of yawning with your mouth closed.

DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

DIVORCE: Future tense of marriage.

EMERGENCY NUMBERS: Police station, Fire Stations and Places that deliver.

EXPERIENCE : The name men give to their mistakes.

FABLE: A story told by a teenager arriving home after curfew.

FLABBERGASTED: Appalled over how much weight you have gained.

FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him/her.

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

GUM: Adhesive for the hair.

MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.

PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

SCHOOL TEACHER: A disillusioned person who used to think they liked children.

SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

VEGETARIAN: Old Indian word for bad hunter.

YAWN: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Lol some of those are funny

Very good

Some of those made me giggle

very funny!!

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lol some those descriptions were really fun

very good Whiz