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27-04-2005, 11:23 AM
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My Next Life

My Next Life

In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear.

When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping, and wake to partially grown, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.

If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that

Your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat
YUP. GONNA BE A BEAR!!!!
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27-04-2005, 11:31 AM
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Me too!
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27-04-2005, 02:43 PM
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Im not coming back here because Iv reached my zenith and my next reincarnation will be as a God and I will be in heaven torturing you lot!
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27-04-2005, 03:02 PM
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Ill agree with that Het!
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27-04-2005, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Roxy
Im not coming back here because Iv reached my zenith and my next reincarnation will be as a God and I will be in heaven torturing you lot!
May I point out that there are very few people who's idea of heaven is being tortured. They're called masochists. Which must make you... :smt079
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27-04-2005, 04:53 PM
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Yep I'm with u on that one Het lol
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29-04-2005, 11:25 AM
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Bear suits me too!!
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29-04-2005, 11:58 AM
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:smt042 me too
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