heaven or hell

>One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive
>woman
>was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven
>where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
>
>"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though,
>it
>seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once
>had
>an executive make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with
>you."
>
>"No problem, just let me in," said the woman. "Well, I'd like to, but I
>have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in
>Hell
>and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to
>spend
>an eternity in."
>
>"Actually, I think I've made up my mind...I prefer to stay in Heaven,"
>said
>the woman.
>
>"Sorry, we have rules..."
>
>And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went
>down
>to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the
>putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country
>club and standing in front of her were all of her friends and they were
>all
>dressed in fine evening wear and cheering for her. They ran up and
>kissed
>her on both cheeks and they talked about old times.
>
>They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country
>club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met
>the
>Devil who was actually a really nice guy and she had a great time
>telling
>jokes and dancing.
>
>She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to
>leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved good-bye as she got on the
>elevator. The elevator went back up to the Pearly Gates and found St.
>Peter. "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said.
>
>So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the
>harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it her 24
>hours
>were up and St. Peter came and got her.
>
>"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now
>you
>must choose your eternity," he said.
>
>The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought
>I'd
>say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I
>had a
>better time in Hell."
>
>So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went back to
>Hell.
>When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a
>desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends
>were
>dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.
>The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.
>
>"I don't understand," stammered the woman, " yesterday I was here and
>there
>was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced
>and
>had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my
>friends look miserable."
>
>The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you.
>Today you're staff."
>
>
>
>
>

:smt042 :smt042

:smt003

oooh scary really.....

I've heard this same story read in church a couple of weeks ago. Its very silly, but it really is true. The Devil really does this stuff. Makes all bad things look good and tempting, but in reality, they're terrible, evil things! Look at the stuff on TV, in books and magazines, the Internet... Such a shame, huh?

lol good one!

i like!

Well said Sibe,
Very funny jax