my brother and i stole a tube of glitter from our local newsagents so we could make mum a birthday card but after 5 minutes took it back and told the lady what we had done. She said she knew we had taken it but had let it slide and that we were very brave for bringing it back and owning up.

OH PMSL!!!

My little sister was bugging the hell out of me while I was sitting on my top bunk with my mate. We were looking at bums in the shower section of the catalogue Anyway, i thought it would be funny to whack my sister in the face with the catalogue and push the ladders away. Oh dear, she went flying, cracked her head and she had a black eye to boot Woops

my mum used to take us to a local fish and chip restaraunt every saturday and i remember being fascinated with the fire extinguisher in the ladies loo's, especially the pin that said, pull here, so i did, and the whole ladies filled with foam and it followed me out of the door as i ran out and in to the restaraunt, it wouldnt stop and was absolutely everywhere, my mum was mortified as the manager told her off for not keeping her kids under control and threatening her with a huge clean up bill, needless to say,i got a good hiding andwe never went back there again, and i am no longer curious about fire extinguishers

Im scared to post was quite a naughty child, one of those quiet seemingly good children but naughty on the sly!

Used to be pretty good at talking myself out of trouble, got caught bunking off maths (absolutly hated maths!) with my mate, was raining so we didnt go out of school like normal but were smoking in girls loo's we got snitched on and a teacher came in we were both in same cubical with door locked, when we came out she gave us the funnist look but managed to convince her my mate was being sick and I was holding her hair, she was very pale so we got away with it and got to bunk another lesson waiting for school nurse! Lol

Another time same person snitched me and a mate had stolen cakes from scholl canteen got stoped by dinner lady who asked me if she searched my pockets would she find anything I said only fluff and she let me go! Was so scared dont know how I stayed calm dad would have killed me if Id been caught! Later same day same so and so told head of year we had been stealing cakes, my friend and I went to see her and managed to turn it round so he got in trouble for spreading rumours and lying! Lol served him right!

Im a pillar of society now though! honest!

There's an other one me and my mate use to let off stink bombs in shop doorways oh to be young again

I was good
Just did innocent country child stuff like pinching peoples gates at halloween, playing kiss cuddle or torture in the big hay barn, pinching apples.
Although when i was only about 6 I found a bottle of those little orange kids aspirin that tasted nice.....and split them between me and Bonnie the dog. we were both made to drink very salty water until we were very sick!

A total innocent compared to some of you junior criminals Didn't help that I was the village policemans daughter...so was supposed to set an example.

Remembered another wasnt my fault though was my friend (can see why my mum said she was a bad influence on me now, looking back!) was in the local shopping center which is three stories high (the galleries in bristol for anyone whos been) and they were giving out free samples of some drink or other on the ground floor, my friend tried to split in one of the cups but was way out and got a bald man smack in the midle of his head I swear you could hear the splat as it hit, was really gross and couldnt believe she had done it but couldnt help finding it funny, until we got escorted out by a security guard and told not to come back!

(Have to admit though did spend rest of the day running into the galleries catching security guards attention before leggin it out to wind him up for throwing us out, so I wasnt completely innocent!)