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28-07-2012, 04:39 PM

Things nobody tells you.........

1 Never bend over the open toilet if you are wearing/carrying anything that might be ruined/lost if it drops in............

2 Never change your last contact lens over the sink without putting the plug in first

3 If you ever have diarrhoea AND a bad cough/hayfever........... stay at home.
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28-07-2012, 04:43 PM
Originally Posted by smokeybear View Post
1 Never bend over the open toilet if you are wearing/carrying anything that might be ruined/lost if it drops in............

2 Never change your last contact lens over the sink without putting the plug in first

3 If you ever have diarrhoea AND a bad cough/hayfever........... stay at home.
Lol, sounds like you are speaking from experience! Come on spill the beans

My SiL sneezed as she was cleaning the toilet and lost her false teeth
She never did find them and ended up paying over £400 for a new set
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28-07-2012, 04:44 PM
Originally Posted by smokeybear View Post
1 Never bend over the open toilet if you are wearing/carrying anything that might be ruined/lost if it drops in............

2 Never change your last contact lens over the sink without putting the plug in first

3 If you ever have diarrhoea AND a bad cough/hayfever........... stay at home.


4. Never drink milk straight from the carton without first checking the use by date
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28-07-2012, 04:47 PM
Originally Posted by Nippy View Post
Lol, sounds like you are speaking from experience! Come on spill the beans

My SiL sneezed as she was cleaning the toilet and lost her false teeth
She never did find them and ended up paying over £400 for a new set
All I am saying is that I spilled something..............
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28-07-2012, 05:21 PM
For anyone dealing with small children:

Never tie wet shoelaces when it's not been raining without wondering exactly WHY the shoelaces are wet.
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28-07-2012, 05:28 PM
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All I am saying is that I spilled something..............
Mmmmmmmmm?
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28-07-2012, 05:28 PM
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Mmmmmmmmm?
It resulted in a change of underwear moment............
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28-07-2012, 05:33 PM
Don't forget to pack your boyfriends clothes in the holdel when you are going away for the weekend and you promised to pack his clothes for him!
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28-07-2012, 05:45 PM
5. Never text whilst driving. You may send the message 'Love You' to the wrong person
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28-07-2012, 05:47 PM
6 Never text anything when you are drunk (ditto and worse)
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