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21-06-2007, 05:07 PM

New Pet [ joke ]

My father sent me this to share


I was feeling a bit lonely and decided life would be more fun
if I had a pet.

So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house.

I took the box back home, found a good location for it, and
decided I would start off by taking my new pet to the pub to have a drink.

So, I asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down to the bar with me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer. This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?"

But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet.
So, I waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
I decided to ask him one more time, this time putting my face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to bar and have a drink with me?"

A little voice came out of the box:



"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my flippin` shoes on."
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21-06-2007, 05:38 PM
LOL Very good
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21-06-2007, 06:33 PM
LMAO nice one patch XX DK
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21-06-2007, 06:37 PM
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21-06-2007, 06:48 PM
:smt042 :smt043 :smt042 very good
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21-06-2007, 08:58 PM
Nice one Patch

:smt043 :smt043 :smt043 :smt043 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044
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21-06-2007, 09:41 PM
Really enjoyed that
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