Not true - more sort of genteely deranged!

Or gagging for it!!!!

mmmm do you REALLY think Gordon is into THAT type of stuff

That's what he is referring to TW,he calls it Turkey

How bizarre ah well the Upper Echelons, how can we ever expect or begin to understand them

No idea Really not into Turkey myself

Ah well it takes all sorts I suppose.....off to bed after a soak and hoping liberal applications of IB gel sort my bluddy finger out, I've got to walk Keshi on that hand tomorrow, and God Forbid that man and the little curly thing appears again - my hand won't cope with it!!!! Nite all, and Gordon...Enjoy The Turkey

Sleep well,hope the gel works Shall head up myself in 10 minutes,takes me that long to turn off all the lights ....Night night xx

Just returned from a quick walk in the dreadful rain and wind, dogs seemed to want to head off for further pastures - but I was having none of it! Only to find that my good name is being besmirched and my stainless character openly reviled! Heaven knows where these womenfolk (of previously presumed good character) get their ideas from or how these strange fantastical imaginings have any bearing on my reclusive and cloistered life. One can only hope for a better day tomorrow and less of this victimisation of the old and terminally bewildered! Night All.

How dare they GORDON My God you can even walk the dogs for fear of being insulted Wish I lived closer I'd come sort them out for you
See you tomorrow,sleep well xx