Now you see the truth of it Jakesmummy - beneath that thin veneer of dog loving respectability lie hearts of purest flint!!!!

Oops sorry, won't go that far

I caught Lacey trying to ring the RSPCA herself A dogs worst nightmare me

I've now got a vision of poor princess Lacey, in her pink coat on the phone

on her own iphone 6

Eileen - when you fell asleep the other night you missed my comments of congratulation with regards to your buddy Claude. Well impressed I was - when they hold the Mental Health Tribunal he will be Exhibit 3 following on the heels of L & B, not quite worked out whether your piles of old balls are admissable as evidence yet. I will however ask that they put you in a NICE Nuthouse (albeit a very secure one) after all, don't want you getting out AGAIN!LOL!

Your twin sister in Derbyshire probably isn't that far behind you, either!!!!

Aww,my twin is the best,I love you
As for Claude...Christmas wouldn't be the same without him...we are exactly the same height Besides with the absence of OH during the week,Claude gives amazing hugs Have to admit I do hold conversations with him often,yesterday we were singing Christmas Carols together
Also if you don't mind lay off L&B They are going through a rough patch at the mo

Of course only the best for the princess, even when she's outside in the cold

Bet they are - that Swingers scene is very over-rated (so I'm told!)